1 week ago
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this has been a psa

1 week ago
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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
2 weeks ago
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S and B
2 weeks ago
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yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just


right out the window

2 weeks ago
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What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."